You know that we’ve spent a long time trying to give our customers and clients the best experience possible when we’re out on our beer, wine, and food tasting tours. We have been working hard for years now to figure out what everybody needs.
After meeting with focus groups, tech support teams, and public relations agencies, we’re happy to unveil our new Wine Beds. We know you probably don’t want to leave after you’re done with a tour with us, and now you never have to! We placed them on all our tour vehicles, so that if you decide you want to stay longer, you can take a nice nap and return to taste with us refreshed!
As we’ll be renting out the beds in fifteen-minute increments, there will be a minor fee for each nap, and only one person at a time can use each bed to cut down on awkward misunderstandings, but we really feel that this will truly maximize your enjoyment of our services.
“I’m so happy that I got that half-hour in between tastings,” said Avril Feules-Dei, 28, who recently tried our mattress prototype on one of our train tours. “I was able to return to the meal relaxed, refreshed, and ready for whatever the world threw into my mouth next.”
“It was completely worth the extra $50 for those fifteen minutes!” enthused 32-year-old Joe King. “What a great nap!”
“At first, climbing up on top of that van, I had my doubts,” confessed tourist Itza Prainck, 63. “But what a rush it turned out to be, especially when I woke up while we were on the freeway! I’ve always wanted to do that.”
The beds are affixed to the top of our chauffeured vans and shaded by high-quality tarps. All you need to do is climb on up and get some rest in the fresh California air and then you’ll be ready for anything — and if we have to drive anywhere while you’re in dreamland, you’ll still be with us! Just hop on up, tie yourself in, and snooze until you’re ready to join us on our next tasting.
We’re still testing the train prototype, but we’ll get back to you just as soon as we figure out how to get the mattresses to stay put.
We hope you enjoy our latest addition to the San Diego Beer and Wine Tours family. Sweet dreams!